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FACT: Every pansexual’s patronus is Nicolas Cage.
there is a “church of nicolas cage” page on facebook

deadlyuntrainablehorses:

there is a “church of nicolas cage” page on facebook

fyeahthepirates:

THE PIRATES! COMPLETE BOOK SERIES GIVEAWAY

In honor of the new Aardman/Sony Pictures Animation movie, The Pirates! In An Adventure With Scientists / Band of Misfits, F Yeah! The Pirates! is giving away all four current novels in the Pirates! book series by Gideon Defoe. 

The winner of this giveaway will receive:

  • The Pirates! In An Adventure With Scientists
  • The Pirates! In An Adventure With Ahab (Also known as In An Adventure With Whaling)
  • The Pirates! In An Adventure With Communists
  • The Pirates! In An Adventure With Napoleon

The winner will also receive, not pictured, a Pirates! movie poster.

Now, what would a giveaway be without any rules?

  • You may reblog as many times as you want, but please have courtesy for your followers.
  • Likes don’t count, unfortunately!
  • You DO NOT have to be following this blog, although you are most certainly welcome to, especially if you are a fan of The Pirates! 
  • They can be shipped anywhere in the world, but do keep in mind that unless you live in America, you will not receive them before the movie comes out!
  • Please make sure your ask box is enabled, so that we may contact you if you win!

A winner will be randomly chosen on March 30th, 2012. 

Good luck, and thank you for participating!

fyeahthepirates:

THE PIRATES! COMPLETE BOOK SERIES GIVEAWAY

In honor of the new Aardman/Sony Pictures Animation movie, The Pirates! In An Adventure With Scientists / Band of Misfits, F Yeah! The Pirates! is giving away all four current novels in the Pirates! book series by Gideon Defoe. 

The winner of this giveaway will receive:

  • The Pirates! In An Adventure With Scientists
  • The Pirates! In An Adventure With Ahab (Also known as In An Adventure With Whaling)
  • The Pirates! In An Adventure With Communists
  • The Pirates! In An Adventure With Napoleon

The winner will also receive, not pictured, a Pirates! movie poster.

Now, what would a giveaway be without any rules?

  • You may reblog as many times as you want, but please have courtesy for your followers.
  • Likes don’t count, unfortunately!
  • You DO NOT have to be following this blog, although you are most certainly welcome to, especially if you are a fan of The Pirates! 
  • They can be shipped anywhere in the world, but do keep in mind that unless you live in America, you will not receive them before the movie comes out!
  • Please make sure your ask box is enabled, so that we may contact you if you win!

A winner will be randomly chosen on March 30th, 2012. 

Good luck, and thank you for participating!